Apr 26, 2010

Mirthful Monday #4

Here are some jokes!

(You have to say this one out loud, not read it, in order for it to work...)
Q: What's black and white and re(a)d all over?
A: A newspaper!

More jokes posted beneath the "read more," but don't click it if you don't like gross humor (aka dead baby jokes).


Q: How many dead babies does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What's green and red and spins around really fast?
A: A frog in a blender.

Q: What's worse than finding ten dead babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one dead baby in ten garbage cans.

Q: What's white and black and red... and white and black and red... and white and black and red?
A: A nun falling down a flight of stairs OR A penguin falling down a mountain.

Here's to hoping this brightened your Monday... or Tuesday, since I'm posting this so late. Whoops.

1 comment:

  1. Q: What's worse than a pool full of dead babies?
    A: Trying to hide the boner you got when getting out.

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