Here are some jokes!
(You have to say this one out loud, not read it, in order for it to work...)
Q: What's black and white and re(a)d all over?
A: A newspaper!
More jokes posted beneath the "read more," but don't click it if you don't like gross humor (aka dead baby jokes).
Q: How many dead babies does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: What's green and red and spins around really fast?
A: A frog in a blender.
Q: What's worse than finding ten dead babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one dead baby in ten garbage cans.
Q: What's white and black and red... and white and black and red... and white and black and red?
A: A nun falling down a flight of stairs OR A penguin falling down a mountain.
Here's to hoping this brightened your Monday... or Tuesday, since I'm posting this so late. Whoops.